What is Bleen?

"Scientists at CalTech announced today that they have discovered a new number; that new number is bleen. They claim it come between six and seven." — George Carlin

adj. - Of an object, blue when first observed before a specified time or green when first observed after that time. See also grue. — Wiktionary

In Dutch Danish, bleen means "diaper."

Speedup Drupal 6 ... turn off Update Status

It turns out that the Update module that comes with Drupal runs some pretty hefty queries. While trying to debug a crazy mysql error we were seeing on one of the sites I work on (http://drupal.org/node/361563) it occured to me that there is no reason why we should have the update module enabled on our production site at all.

Turning it off on production (while leaving it on on staging) gave the site a nice litte pick-me-up especially after clearing the cache.

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May 19
The @mlb should have a penalty box. If you make an error you have to go to the box for 1 batter (or 2 depending on how stupid the error was)
May 17
The interwebs ... they are-a-changin: http://t.co/JWO6pviG
May 16
@djmayer7 prepare yourself ... @ColbertReport & @TheDailyShow are off for two weeks this time around
May 09
Just saw a man use a cartoonishly oversized net to capture ~20 pigeons, jump in a van and drive away. #WTF #OnlyInNY